Do you want a plant at your desk but are housed in a cubicle farm without any hope of UV light? Or are you one of those people who can kill un-killab...le plants? Then "grow" your own "Modular Customizable Desk Plant"! It will always be in bloom (if you want it to be), it will always be green (if you want it to be), and it never ever ever wants water or sunshine.
Just be sure to put it in some soil or rocks or the poor thing might grow so big it tips over!